'Banned' Songs to Feature on Susan Boyle's New Album?

Susan Boyle has again entered the world of controversy, when it was revealed that she will be covering many previously banned songs on her new album.

With Radio One already declaring they would refuse to play the new single 'Relax', which SuBo has recorded with original Frankie Goes To Hollywood lead vocalist, Holly Johnson, talks are being held within record company, Sicko Columbia, to stem the growing tide of unease brought about by her decision to also record the Sex Pistols version of God Save The Queen.

An insider close to the singing sensation, known only as "Simon", said that the Scottish warbler was now "out of control" and "having delusions of hipness" brought on by the constant referencing to hip hop monicker 'SuBo'. It is also widely believed that she recently suffered an allergic reaction to peanuts, to which she was exposed at Los Angeles airport and that this has affected her ability to choose suitable songs.

Matters came to a head when Ms Boyle insisted on recording an acapella version of Lily Allen's 'It's Not Fair', complete with original lyrics. This has delayed the release date of the album, while producer, Steve Mac, battles with the star to change her mind.

Say NO to Cadburys Merger With Nestle!

Chocolate campaigners today launched a scathing attack on plans to merge confectioners Cadbury and Nestle. Citing unprecedented outbreaks of shocking photoshopping upon popular products, chocoholics were beside themselves at the turning of their innocent obsession into something much much darker - even though Bournville appears to have escaped the perversion.

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